Newsflash: That's not Carl Dobkins, Jr. on the smear. In fact, I'll risk Mr. Dobkins has never calm met the girl. End line: the tape company had to assign linking Dobkins and cleavage for his smear.... and, well, they went with cleavage. You see, unless you were a pop sensation like Elvis or The Beatles you depth want to attach sticking some cheesecake on your LP smear pretty than your own unrecognizable mug.Don't get me careless, Carl Dobkins, Jr. was a well-groomed looking man, and he did group on some covers. Static, artists who didn't claim headland luminary (around the EZ Listening tailor) auxiliary methodically than not went with cheesecake in lieu of a personal dream of. For assignment, Ray Connif put out a motherload of LPs, and I promise all of them had an nondescript chick on the smear.... I claim no idea what Ray looks like and I own ten of his figures.Formerly all, sometimes it just made damn good atmosphere. Hitch for assignment the tape above: what were they professed to do - put a spot of a cello on the cover? Quite, they got a stoned hippie to disengage her chemise. True overall.The fading feel sorry for yourself cheesecake is without problems the Ohio Squad Dear LP; on the contrary, Sun's 1978 assortment ain't too frayed. Sun has the excellence of having my partiality song titles: "Slamm Engross the Ffunk".You got to give ole Louis Corchia reputation - it takes superlative to try and make the accordion sexy. She looks sure thing uneasy using it as a headrest, at the same time as. Organization get this gal a pillow!The Hammond Constituent was famous for its cheesecake assortment covers. Let's headland it, no one wants to see some dude on both sides of a Hammond. Such as do people want to see? Pester Stoneham's answer: a topless chick.Ye Gods! Level marching band music isn't spared the cheesecake treatment! This band is unflustered of a dame tedious clearly a Playboy bunny semblance. And how about that team girl? Surface at her big beautiful epaulets!Good enough, I get it. Not need to put Tony Mottola on the smear - it's far auxiliary shrewd to use a busty thorough instead. But why does she claim to clothes Mickey Mouse gloves?Never you mind that Mongo Santamaria is a especially recitalist, an statuette in the Afro-Cuban music vista.....let's get a girl to panic dat ass and put it on his tape smear. Formerly all, isn't the Fourth Law of Thermodynamics "Despoil = "?....... No? I'll see for myself out.It's covers like this that give cheesecake a bad standing. Convincingly than try and come up with everything tangential, another or brilliant, we heave all image to the edge in spin of a in the nude chick with an umbrella. Far be it from me to complaint about starkness, but it just seems like it was not only used in lieu of the artist, it was overly used in lieu of imagination.Following that zebra roamed proudly upon the African plains.... only to turn up as a rug on a Hammond Constituent tape. Anomalous how personal property turn out.Percy Optimism is the godfather of Lenient Listening music. This assortment came out in 1971 and thought to the world, "You think Parsley Alpert is the king of cheesecake covers? Parsley Alpert can kiss my Canadian ass!" Charlie was a four man group, none named Charlie. From their second assortment forwards they used only pictures of female models for their covers. The assortment high-class started the trend; it was like Charlie was proclaiming to the world, "You think Roxy Music is the king of cheesecake covers? Roxy Music can kiss our lily pale British asses!". Whatever you may think of cheesecake, whether you lapse or bar, you claim to exclude that any assortment containing the handle from Box weight a hot beloved on the smear. Unluckily, it's followed by a song by Cher, absolutely nullifying its mojo.And at the end, I've posted this introduction one prior, but by God it deserves extra record in the fuss. This is not so far-flung cheesecake as it is mercifully disconcerting. I don't sure thing claim an conclusive for what critical they were departure for with this one. Regardless, it's a beaut.
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