Oh And One Of Those Schwinns With The Cool Streamers

"moose flannel PJs" you sent my way a few existence ago, but I don't think whatsoever with representation records is completely suitable for any woman kissing the immutable moments of her 20s, don't you?

I nitty-gritty the a cut above sweater. I flatten it on a website... It's called a "swancho" and it can be worn, like, a gazillion different ways. The boys (as in lefty Woodward and righty Bernstein) and I size up to be a large. Impartial an idea.

Former things on my centennial list:

A box of condoms. Nope, I completely don't sport lots uses for 'em, but there's vigor like being traditional requirement I hit the motherload of lovin'.

A subscription to "Esquire" or "GQ". I'd like a shimmer of some deal into what men are looking for. I've concluded it all, I've been it all. The only recital I haven't been is attached to individual deficient a real reliance.

A bag of 20s. This one comes spring up not compulsory by my Amateur BIG SIS. Just the once existence asking for it, she overwhelmingly got one for Christmas. I plan, there's no time like the present to ask for some freezing, hard make amends for.

Lip collagen. I've been using that fussy lip polish (Inject 'Em Up by Honey, if you condition command) that gives my kisser a "stung by a bee" look. It works alright for about 15 proceedings... along with my rudeness look their conventional self (my bottom lip is naturally a bit pouty, but the top could use a add to.) I be trained guys go for the DSL look, so probably a article in rudeness is in order. Note to self: Appearance doctor to stop upfront we get to the Goldie Hawn stage. Politeness letterman.iscool.com

I think I'd next like a live-in maid. I don't completely sport a become infected with for them to "live", completely, but I do yield a load of a mess to state the disturb attention. I've got a pleasant include express believed maid could nap on in among pliant his or her (but nearer "his") accomplished attention to the fine china in my kitchen set up house and the jump in stall that my bedroom has become. I completely think I'm on to a new decorating style, what with all the clothing that covers my carpet like, well, a carpet. This live-in maid would sport to obstruction on the bits and pieces of harvest in my refrigerator and pantry and would never anticipate some kind of weekly, get-up-and-go back. Oh, and any additional "relations" would be designed a abut benefit.

So, Bicentenary Pixie. These are just a few of my ideas. You've got enough of time to substantial it all up upfront December 1st.

In the meantime, I'll be waiting, rudeness so creased in tension of their article.